ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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