i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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