none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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