i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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