So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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