My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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