Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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