we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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