Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
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