she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
This is my gift to your gina
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
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