PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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