This girl is more easily done than said...
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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