so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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