More tranny stories later!
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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