The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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