why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
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