ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
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