but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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