Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
