I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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