is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
babies were throwing up all over the place
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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