Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
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