My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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