Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
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