Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
True college students do jello shots in the library
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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