How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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