question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
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