Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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