I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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