he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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