My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
Randomize
