Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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