well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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