Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
are you so shy because you have an std?
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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