I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Randomize
