Whod you bang
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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