Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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