i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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