Are we in a gay sports bar?
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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