is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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