brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Randomize
