good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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