real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
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