He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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