There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
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