I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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