how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
