She's JV to your varsity
I can't watch pbs sober anymore
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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