are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
Randomize
