we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
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