I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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