After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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