Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
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